I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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