She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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