Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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