CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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