He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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