he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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