Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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