She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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