How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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