It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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