Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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