i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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