I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
What changed your mind?
Being sober
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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