Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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