Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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