I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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