Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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