I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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