The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
please come you make the beer taste better
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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