Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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