I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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