i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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