Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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