But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
