What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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