Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
