Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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