I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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