I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We need to get me chipped asap
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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