my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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