well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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