I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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