I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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