haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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