i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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