Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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