Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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