it's great music for shaving your balls
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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