So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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