I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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