It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Randomize
