You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I touched a dick in church today
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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