Hey man sorry I got all grabby
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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