im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
