I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
so much tequila, so little girl.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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