they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
The Olympian is in my bed
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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