I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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