you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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