you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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