Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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