I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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