Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
