non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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